Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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