Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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