Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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