margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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