Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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