ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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