ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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