we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
stop calling my apartment porn island.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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