did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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