How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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