Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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