Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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