You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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