Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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