i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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