so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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