i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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