Taylor Swift is so right about you.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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