he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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