This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize