best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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