I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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