Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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