yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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