I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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