dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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