Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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