Where did you get a picture of my penis
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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