last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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