Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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