"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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