Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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