better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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