Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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