gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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