I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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