As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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