Umm I'm too high to move.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
try to milk me bitch
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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