Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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