i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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