Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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