uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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