I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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