i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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