I want to stick my p in your. b.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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