I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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