i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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