normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Ladies don't puke and tell
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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