There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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