It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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