I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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